SewSweet

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, SHUT UP. WE’RE NEVER GETTING OUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK ANYWAY. 

OR DID YOU FORGET THE GIANT BURN HOLE IN THE HALL CARPET FROM YOUR LITTLE ‘HASH ACCIDENT’ IN DECEMBER? WE’VE ALSO WHEAT PASTED EVERY PAGE FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE TO THE LIVING ROOM WALLS. WE’RE ART STUDENTS, AND I REFUSE TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE A SUITE AT THE COURTYARD MARRIOTT. 

NOW PLEASE STAND IN THE DOORWAY AND TELL ME IF MY COMPOSITION IS BALANCED.